So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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