is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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