Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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