Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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