OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
