On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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