how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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