no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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