I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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