he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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