yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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