no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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