so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Randomize
