Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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