I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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