Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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