Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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