please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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