This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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