Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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