I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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