Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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