I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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