i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
im on a boat
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