And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Randomize
