Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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