the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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