You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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