distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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