what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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