I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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