my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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