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FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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