We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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