Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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