think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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