Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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