Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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