It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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