if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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