dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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