Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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