how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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