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Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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