Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
