If that was your dad, he is hot
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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