I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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