we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
