Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
