pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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