At least make sure they are 18
Why
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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