So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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